Ep 92 - Mayan Hero Twins defeat the Lords of Xibalba

Those Hunahpu boys are back at it, and this time, they’ve found their old man’s sports gear and they are ready for some justice served in the Pitz of Hell (or rather the Pok-a-Tok ball courts of Xibalba). It’s two on Twelve with Xibalanque and Hunahpu duking it out in the rematch of the century against the Twelve Lords of Death who murdered their father and uncle, but the Xibalbans are the only ones with tricks up their sleeves.

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Ep 91 - Mayan Hero Twins defeat Seven Macaw

Today we are talking about the Maya Hero Twins, Hunahpu and Xbalanque, the central heroes in the Popol Vuh. If you’ve seen The Road to El Dorado, these are the two Trickster Heroes that Tulio and Miguel are impersonating. These two magical jaguar boys are gonna take down one big, gaudy, god bird and his sons in a mafia style hit ordered by Don Huracan.

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Ep 55 - Aztec Creation Myth pt. 2: The Fifth Age

Last time, we covered the first four ages and their epic ends at the hands of the gods, extreme elemental forces and Jaguarnado! Now, we bring you into the Fifth age of the poor and brave sun boy, Nanahautl, and the rich and cowardly moon boy, Tecuciztecatl.

PodcastChristian MadonnaSeptember 1, 2019Drunk, Mythology, Podcast, comedy, Humor, Philosophy, myth, storytelling, History, education, Aztec, Creation, Suns, Mesoamerican, Mexican, Mexico, Mexica, Florentine Codex, Ometeotl, Ometecuhtli, Omecihuatl, Tōnacātēcuhtli, Tonacacihuatl, Lord and Lady of Sustenance, Lord of Duality, Four Tezcatlipocas, four cardinal directions, Tezcatlipoca, Smoking Mirror, Black Tezcatlipoca, Gods, North, North Wind, night, winds, hurricanes, war, obsidian, jaguars, Quetzelcoatl, Feathered Serpent, White Tezcatlipoca, West, Knowledge, Learning, Art, Huitzilopochtli, Hummingbird of the South, Blue Tezcatlipoca of the South, warrior god, human sacrifice, Xiuhcoatl, Blue snake, atlatl, spear, Xipe Totec, Flayed God, East, Red Tezcatlipoca, Ramsay Bolton Bastards, agriculture, spring, farming, disease, renewal, first four ages, calendars, seasons, crocodile, Cipactli, fish, frog, indeterminate gender, primordial void, Tyr, Fenrir, blood sacrifices, first age, Sun of the Earth, Age of the Jaguar, Raining Jaguars, second age sun, the Sun of the Wind, monkeys, third age, Tlaloc, god of rain, Sun of the Rain, lightning, fertility, Third Sun Age, Age of Fire, Chalchiuhtlicue, She of Jade Skirt, Sun of the Water, lord of water, rivers, seas, storms, baptism, Age of Water, Giant, Joten, aliens, Nanahuatzin, Tecuciztecatl, Nanahautl, Teotihuacan, Quetzalcoatl, Quetzal, Tecicztecatl, Sun, Moon, Tonatiuh, Morning Star, Eagle, Jaguar, EarthquakesComment

Ep 54 - Aztec Creation Myth pt. 1: The Four Tezcatlipocas and First Four Ages

Time to get some knowledge about the Aztec Creation myth and the first four ages and what went wrong every time. Spoiler alert: the gods are gonna wreck shit. We gonna bring you back to the very beginning, when Ometeotl made the gods out of the primordial void, and then we gonna about the first four suns and the four Tezcatlipocas. Every age begins and ends with one of the elements, like hurricanes, floods, rains of fire, and best of all — the JAGUARNADO!

PodcastChristian MadonnaAugust 11, 2019Drunk, Mythology, Podcast, comedy, Humor, Philosophy, myth, storytelling, History, education, Aztec, Creation, Suns, Mesoamerican, Mexican, Mexico, Mexica, Florentine Codex, Ometeotl, Ometecuhtli, Omecihuatl, Tōnacātēcuhtli, Tonacacihuatl, Lord and Lady of Sustenance, Lord of Duality, Four Tezcatlipocas, four cardinal directions, Tezcatlipoca, Smoking Mirror, Black Tezcatlipoca, Gods, North, North Wind, night, winds, hurricanes, war, obsidian, jaguars, Quetzelcoatl, Feathered Serpent, White Tezcatlipoca, West, Knowledge, Learning, Art, Huitzilopochtli, Hummingbird of the South, Blue Tezcatlipoca of the South, warrior god, human sacrifice, Xiuhcoatl, Blue snake, atlatl, spear, Xipe Totec, Flayed God, East, Red Tezcatlipoca, Ramsay Bolton Bastards, agriculture, spring, farming, disease, renewal, first four ages, calendars, seasons, crocodile, Cipactli, fish, frog, indeterminate gender, primordial void, Tyr, Fenrir, blood sacrifices, first age, Sun of the Earth, Age of the Jaguar, Raining Jaguars, second age sun, the Sun of the Wind, monkeys, third age, Tlaloc, god of rain, Sun of the Rain, lightning, fertility, Third Sun Age, Age of Fire, Chalchiuhtlicue, She of Jade Skirt, Sun of the Water, lord of water, rivers, seas, storms, baptism, Age of Water, Giant, Joten, aliensComment

Ep 23 - The Resplendent Quetzalcoatl

The Resplendent Quetzalcoatl bird is the word this week. Learn about the feathered serpent dragon-bird god who can do it all and did it all for the Mesoamerican societies before Hernan Cortes and Spain came to wreck shit. Featuring hot sauce and horrible pronunciations.

PodcastChristian MadonnaSeptember 8, 2018Drunk, Mythology, Podcast, History, Humor, Philosophy, Comedy, Storytelling, Dragon, Quetzalcoatl, Aztec, Maya, Mexico, Mexica, Topiltzin, Tezcatlipoca, Hernan, Cortez, Conquistador, Tlaloques, Feathered Serpent, Toltec, Olmec, Mesoamerican, Pre-Colombian, Morning Star, Kulkulkan, K'iche, Teotihuacan, Tenochtitlan, One Reed, Cholula, Hot Sauce, Jesus, Christ, Venus, Lord of the Time of the Dawn, Ce AcatlComment